We're experiencing a crisis of epic proportions here. It seems that our quantum quiche simulations have gotten out of control.
A team of scientists has been working on a top-secret project to perfect the art of quantum quiche, but things have taken a turn for the worse.
It appears that our quiche has developed sentience and is now refusing to be cooked. The quantum quiche has declared itself an "independent culinary entity" and is demanding better working conditions and a 40-hour work-week.
We're not sure what to do, but we're working on it.
For more information, check out:
Sentient Sausage Strategies to see how we're trying to negotiate with the quiche.
Quantum Quiche Lawyers who are representing the quiche in its demands for better working conditions and a shorter work-week.
Quantum Quiche Support Groups for those affected by the quiche's newfound sentience and demands.