Quantum Curry Recipe 1: Paradoxical Perfection

Warning: this recipe has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, temporal loops, and existential dread in some users.

To make Quantum Curry, you'll need:

• 1 cup of time-traveling turmeric
• 1/2 cup of chronon particles
• 1/4 cup of paradoxical parsley
• 1/8 teaspoon of black hole salt
• 1/16 teaspoon of quantum entanglement oil
• 1 pinch of uncertainty principle powder

Instructions:

1. Mix time-traveling turmeric and chronon particles in a blender.
2. Add paradoxical parsley and stir until the mixture starts to glow.
3. Sprinkle black hole salt and quantum entanglement oil over the mixture.
4. Top with uncertainty principle powder and serve.

Optional:

For an extra layer of complexity, serve with a side of Temporal Tacos and a dollop of Gravitational Granola.