Time-Traveling Toaster Recipes

Uncertainty Milk

A recipe for the brave and the bewildered.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Quantum Cream (available only in alternate dimensions)
• 1/2 cup of Chaos Chocolate Chips (may contain actual chaos)
• 1/4 cup of Parallel Pancake Batter (for an added dimension of flavor)

Mix all ingredients in a bowl, then microwave for 7.5 minutes. Stir clockwise 5 times, then counterclockwise 3 times. Repeat for optimal results.