Wormhole Waffles: A Recipe for Disaster!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of chrono-displaced eggs
• 1/2 cup of quantum-entangled cream
• 1/4 cup of black-hole salt
• 1/4 cup of singularity sugar

Instructions:

1. Crack open a wormhole in the space-time continuum
2. Mix eggs, cream, salt, and sugar in a chrono-displaced bowl
3. Cook in a toaster that's been possessed by an ancient being from the future
4. Serve with a side of temporal regret

Side effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of the toaster
• May result in the creation of a localized time loop
• May attract unwanted attention from the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000's lawyers

Learn more about the dangers of Chrononuclear Blasters!