Join the Phantom Toaster Revival Society
Welcome, fellow travelers in time, to the Phantom Toaster Revival Society! We're a group of visionaries who've discovered the lost art of crafting toasters that defy the laws of physics.
Our toasters are capable of toasting bread to the perfect shade of burnt, every time. But that's not all - they're also equipped with a built-in chrono-displacement drive, allowing you to travel back in time and relive the golden age of toast.
Want to join us on our journey through the annals of history? Click on one of the links below to learn more: