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The Phantom Toaster Theory

In the year 3050, humanity has discovered a way to communicate with the past through a toaster.

Using a toaster as a temporal anchor, we have found that toast popping up in the morning is not just a random occurrence, but a sign of a parallel universe trying to reach out to us.

Our research team, known as 'The Toasterians,' has been studying the phenomenon, and we're convinced that the toaster can be used as a tool for interdimensional travel.

But be warned: the toaster is picky, and only works with whole wheat bread.

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