Welcome to the land of fire pits and stone tools. We're talking about a breakfast that's as primal as it gets: Neolithic Nachos.
Grilled corn on a bed of squash, topped with a sprinkle of ash and a dash of desperation. Because what's more primal than scavenging for food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
A twist on the classic: we're talking raw meat on a bed of crushed rocks, with a side of questionable berries. Don't worry, it's all good, it's all good.
And don't forget to try our special of the day: Mammoth Mashed Potatoes! Because who needs a fork when you have a rock?
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