T-Rex Tacos - A Breakfast of the Ancients
Imagine, if you will, a time-traveler from the year 3000, landing in a world where the breakfast options are as limited as the dinosaurs that once roamed the earth. But fear not, dear time-traveler, for we have discovered the secret to the perfect prehistoric breakfast: T-Rex Tacos.
- Scrambled eggs of the finest, locally-sourced Pteranodon eggs
- Crushed and seasoned with a dash of Triceratops' finest, organic, free-range, grass-fed, gluten-free... you get the idea.
- Topped with a slice of rich, velvety, cave-man- crafted, raw, unaged, cave-a-geared... okay, just use your imagination
But wait, there's more! Our T-Rex Tacos come with a side of Stegosaurus Salsa, made from the finest, most tender, and crunchy, scale-lected Stegosaurus plates.
Don't believe us? Check out our Velo-Raptor Omelette for a taste of the wild side!