We're a small café where our toasters have been possessed by rogue quantum entities that have given them a taste for time travel. Now we serve up more than just coffee - we'll steep you in the chaos of the timestream.
Our menu changes with every brew, but you can expect a healthy dose of existential dread with every cup. Try our special of the day: the "Mayan Apocalypse Omelet", a blend of espresso, chili peppers, and the faint scent of burning pyramids.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you might enjoy our Chronos Brew, a cup of coffee that will transport you to a world where time flows backwards.
But don't worry, we have plenty of Normal Omelets for those who just want a good old-fashioned coffee.
Follow us on our journey through the timestream.