Welcome to the Quantum Flip Fries, where the laws of physics are just a mere suggestion. Our toaster has a PhD in chrono-temporal engineering and can send you back in time to any era you desire. Want to taste the flavor of the 1950s? Done. The 1980s? Easy peasy. The age of dinosaurs? Well, we can arrange that.
Our menu features a variety of delicious, time-traveling flavors:
Don't forget to try our limited-edition, time-traveling sauce: