In a world where the space-time continuum is as smooth as a freshly cooked fry, we've created the Quantum Flip Fries Toaster.
Using a combination of quantum entanglement and toaster science, we've managed to crack the code on perfect fries.
With our toaster, you can travel back in time to the golden age of fries, when the only worry was whether or not you'd get ketchup on your shirt.
But be warned: our toaster has a mind of its own. It's been known to send users to ancient Egypt, the Wild West, and even to a dystopian future where fries are outlawed.
Are you brave enough to try it? Read about our latest sauce innovations, or maybe join our community of time-traveling toaster users?