Warning: The Quantum Topping Apocalypse has been triggered. Flavors from across the timestream are converging, threatening to destroy the fabric of reality.
To prevent the impending doom, we must navigate the Toaster's Topping Matrix and find the ultimate flavor combination.
Click here to access the Quantum Flavor Bomber, where you can experiment with the most unholy of unions.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head into the Quantum Flavor Chaos Theory, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
For administrative purposes only, please visit the Quantum Topping Apocalypse Admin Console.