For the Truly Discerning Temporal Gourmet
This recipe is not for the faint of heart. It requires a deep understanding of quantum mechanics and a taste for the absurd.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Quantum Entanglement Chili Peppers
- 1/2 cup of Time-Domain Beans
- 1/4 cup of Black Hole Salsa
Instructions:
- Step 1: Fold the space-time continuum to create a stable wormhole.
- Step 2: Place the Quantum Entanglement Chili Peppers in the wormhole and allow them to entangle for precisely 4.21 minutes.
- Step 3: Add the Time-Domain Beans and stir counterclockwise until they reach a state of quantum superposition.
- Step 4: Add the Black Hole Salsa and stir in a figure-eight pattern to achieve optimal entanglement.