Our toaster has been upgraded with quantum entanglement technology, allowing it to toast bread in the past, present, and future.
But that's not all - our toaster also comes with a built-in quesadilla feature, because who doesn't love a good quesadilla?
Side effects of using our toaster may include, but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "Woo-hoo!" while toasting
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
- Irreversible damage to your sense of time and space
Don't worry, our toaster's safety record is 100%... until it's not.
Get the secret recipe for our quantum quesadilla