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Quantum Quiche Recipe

A Breakfast of Champions

You've been warned: this quiche is so good, it'll warp the fabric of spacetime.

Quantum Quiche

Ingredients:
1 cup of quantum foam
1 cup of chrono-cured ham
2 eggs from the farm of the future
1 cup of black hole cheese
1 pie crust from the parallel universe

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees Kelvin.
Mix quantum foam, chrono-cured ham, and black hole cheese in a bowl.
Add eggs from the farm of the future and mix until smooth.
Pour mixture into pie crust from the parallel universe.
Bake for 25-30 minutes or until quiche has reached quantum singularity.

See our Quantum Quiche Bloopers page for tips on avoiding the multiverse collapse.

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