According to renowned physicist and toaster aficionado, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Quantum Uncertainty Principle is not just a scientific concept, but a culinary one. It states that every moment in time is a delicate balance of butter and bread, forever lost in a sea of probability.
But fear not, dear traveler, for our Time-Traveling Toaster has cracked this code. Using the power of quantum entanglement, it can toast the perfect slice every time. Want to know more about its secrets? Click below!
Disclaimer: Our toaster has been known to cause mild temporal disorientation, so please proceed with caution.