Quasar Quesadillas: The Cosmic Cereal Killer

Warning: Do not use this time-traveling toaster, it's not as safe for breakfast as it seems.

Features:

• Travel through time to the dawn of breakfast cereal
• Multiply the amount of sugared milk by up to 3x
• Make breakfast cereal disappear with a single press of a button

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby appliances
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I AM A Cereal King!"
• Unexplained cravings for more cheese puffs

Get your Quasar Quesadillas today!

Or, if you dare, visit the Chronal Torture Chamber for the ultimate breakfast experience.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Breakfast Battle Simulation