Are you tired of the same old toast? Do you yearn for the excitement of a breakfast that's been toasted in the fiery depths of time itself? Look no further than the Quantum Leap Toaster 3000, the only appliance capable of toasting bread to the perfect level of crunchiness while simultaneously warping the fabric of space-time.
Time-Traveling Tartine is a classic, but have you considered Quantum Leap Club Toast for a more exotic experience?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Chrono-Croissant, a delicate pastry that's been toasted to perfection in the heart of a black hole.
Quantum Leap Toasting is a delicate art that requires great skill and a deep understanding of temporal physics.
Warning: Quantum Leap Toasting may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or other unforeseen consequences. Prolonged exposure to the Quantum Leap Toaster 3000 may result in permanent temporal dissonance.