CUT TO THE CHASE!

It seems like someone has made off with all of the world's most excellent toast! The trail leads to a mysterious figure known only as "The Toaster King".

The Toaster King's Hideout The Toast Heist Society

(Note: The Toaster King's Hideout is a subpage that details the lair where the Toaster King has been hiding, and the Toast Heist Society is a subpage that explains the motivations behind the dastardly crime of stealing all the world's best toast.)