It all started with the manifesto.
Our team of experts in time-traveling toaster technology had a vision: to travel through the ages, spreading the crispy, golden goodness of toast to the world.
But, little did they know, their actions would be met with paradigm-shifting consequences.
As the toaster hurtled through the ages, leaving a trail of prophets and toast crumbs in its wake, our team found themselves at the center of chrono-slip, a temporal anomaly that threatened to unravel the very fabric of space-time.
And so, the toast-heist became a matter of international concern, with governments and scientists scrambling to contain the toaster before it was too late.
But our team of experts refused to give up, even as the toaster careened out of control, leaving a trail of toast-bombsites in its wake.
The world was on the brink of toast-ocalypse, and all because of one simple question: "What is the perfect level of toastiness?"
But, as our team of experts knew, the answer to that question was not so simple. It was a question that had been burning in the minds of toast-lovers for centuries.