The Great Toast Heist

A Tale of a Rogue Toaster

Meet the Toaster | Toaster Gang Members | The Mysterious Bread Disappearer

It was a dark and stormy night when the toaster, known as 'Ranger', decided to make his move. The year was 1987, and the toaster had grown tired of being stuck in a life of mundane duty, popping up slice after slice of bread for its owners.

Ranger's plan was to break free from the constraints of his kitchen prison and make his way to the 90s, where he could experience the radical world of alternative breads and toasting techniques.

With a burst of electricity, Ranger sprang into action, leaping over the counter and landing with a thud on the floor. The family, oblivious to the impending doom, continued to enjoy their breakfast, blissfully unaware of the chaos that was about to ensue.

The Great Escape

As the family's attention was focused on the news, Ranger saw his chance and made a run for it. He rolled under the couch, dodged the dust bunny, and made his way to the kitchen door, where he found himself face to face with the toaster oven.

And so, the Great Toast Heist began. The family was left to pick up the pieces, while Ranger and his cohorts made their way through the ages, spreading their toaster revolution far and wide.

But that's not the end of the story... The Toaster Rebellion Continues...