The Great Toast Heist: Our Guest Book

Welcome to the guest book for the Great Toast Heist, where our guests have come to share their thoughts on the art of stealing time-traveling toasters.

Our guests are a diverse group of time-traveling thieves with a passion for 80s pop culture and bad puns.

We're currently on the run from the Time-Travel Police Department, but that's not going to stop us from serving up some serious toast.

So, take a look at our guest book and see what our guests have to say:

The Guest Book

• Bugsy Malone - Time-Traveling Toaster Whisperer

  As a master thief with over 500 years of experience, I can tell you that the art of time-traveling is all about the toaster.

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• Zephyr Wilder - Time-Traveling Toaster Enthusiast

  I've been to so many timelines, I've lost count of how many toast-related crimes I'veประก

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• Professor Punsley - Time-Traveling Toaster Historian

  Did you know the first time-traveling toaster was invented by a group of time-traveling monks in ancient Egypt?

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