The Great Toast Heist

It's the 80s, and the world is a dark place. A shadowy figure, known only as 'The Toaster', has stolen the world's most valuable toast.

Reports are coming in of a series of daring heists, with toast vanishing at an alarming rate. The Toast Police are baffled.

The Toast Ninja has been spotted in the vicinity Rumors of a Toast Mafia connection are emerging Experts believe the Toaster may have access to advanced toasting technology

Stay vigilant, citizens. The Toaster must be stopped.