Time-Traveling Toaster Safety Precautions

Caution: Time-traveling may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

  1. Temporal paradoxes: You may encounter your past self, who is also trying to fix the toaster.
  2. Spontaneous combustion: The toaster's chronon particles may cause your pants to catch fire.
  3. Disorientation: The sudden influx of breakfast memories may leave you questioning your entire reality.
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Do not attempt to travel with food that is not properly secured in the toaster.