Toaster Dragon Traps: A Hunter's Handbook

Chapter 1: Creating Toaster Dragon Traps

Toaster dragons, with their mesmerizing toast-spewing abilities, have been terrorizing our kitchen countertops for centuries. But fear not, brave toaster hunters! For it is within your power to outsmart these beasts and reclaim your morning routine.

Toaster Dragon Trapping 101

• Identify the Toaster Dragon's lair. Look for telltale signs: a trail of burnt bread crumbs, a toaster in the corner of the kitchen, or a family member who's been acting strangely.
• Prepare your trap. This can be as simple as a sticky note with a clever riddle or as complex as a Rube's contraption.
• Wait for the Toaster Dragon to take the bait. This may take hours, days, or weeks, but patience is a virtue.