Warning: Whispering to the past is a delicate art. To avoid paradoxes, always wear a tin-foil hat.

For beginners, start with simple whispers, like "Hello, 19th century! Enjoy your toast!"

As you advance, try more complex whispers, like "I'm a time-traveling toaster, and I'm here to toast your socks!"

But be careful not to whisper too loudly, or you might attract unwanted attention from the timestream.

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