Time-Travel Toaster Idea: Toadys Toaster Tips

Warning: The following tips are not actually about avoiding vampires, but about avoiding the Toadys Toaster's notorious ability to toast the socks of unsuspecting travelers through time.

Tip 1: Wear Socks with Toad-Sized Holes

It's a classic move. If you can, always wear socks with holes big enough for the Toadys Toaster to get its tentacles on. Trust us, it's a real lifesaver.

Related Subpage: Toad-Sized Holes: The Science Behind the Madness

Tip 2: Bring a Spare Sock

It's always a good idea to carry a spare, especially if you're traveling through time to a period where socks are not exactly... abundant. You know, for emergencies.

Related Subpage: Sparing with Socks: The Art of Sock Conservation

Tip 3: Avoid the Toadys Toaster at All Costs

We can't stress this one enough. If you see it in your travels, just... don't. Go the long way around. Take the scenic route. Anything but the Toadys Toaster.