Welcome, fellow time travelers! As a seasoned toaster aficionado, I'm thrilled to share with you the art of time-traveling with your toaster. It's a delicate dance of timing, temperature, and toaster-tinkering. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of time-traveling toaster tips!
Don't be a novice, set your toaster to broil before you leave for the ancient civilization you're visiting. Trust me, you don't want a toaster that's not up to the task. You never know when a stray toast will pop up and start a time-traveling riot.
Stay toaster-tastic, time travelers!