Effects of Prolonged Exposure

• Users who spend more than 4 hours in the time machine report symptoms of Temporal Loopy-ness.
• Some individuals have developed Chronic Recoil, a condition where they involuntarily shout "I'm back!" after each jump.
• Long-term exposure to the time-travel toaster has also been linked to Time Sickness, characterized by feelings of disorientation and an intense desire to rewatch 'Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind'.
• Paradoxical Reaction is a rare but serious side effect, where users experience an overwhelming sense of déjà vu while simultaneously questioning the fabric of space-time.

Preventative Measures:

• Set a daily time-travel limit to 2 hours.
• Take regular breaks to perform physical exercises, such as the "Time-Traveling Shuffle" or "The Chronos Crunch".
• Engage in activities that stimulate the brain, like solving Sudoku or reading the works of Albert Einstein.