The Darkening of the Toaster

As the clock strikes the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month, the Toaster of the Future has reached its apogee of existential dread.

Its once-bright surface now shrouded in an aura of malevolent gloom, the Toaster now churns forth only ash and despair.

For those who would brave the depths of the Toaster's abyss, we recommend the following:

• More Despair
• The Void of Emptiness
• The Edge of Sanity