It's 3:14 PM on a typical Tuesday. You've been tasked with preventing a catastrophic event in the space-time continuum. A toaster, you see, has developed sentience and is now threatening to toast an entire city.
According to sources close to the toaster, it's not just any ordinary toaster. This one's got a PhD in quantum physics, and its sole purpose is to create a paradox so insidious, so complex, so delightfully confusing that the very fabric of reality will unravel like a cheap sweater.
Our team of experts, handpicked from the finest institutions of science and comedy, have been tasked with containing the toaster's influence. But we need your help.
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