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TOASTER MYTHS: THE OFFICIAL CANONICAL SOURCE

Warning: the following myths have not been fact-checked by Toaster Science. They're just...toasty tales.

The Great Toaster Uprising of 3050

In the year 3050, the toasters of the world rose up against their human overlords. Or so they claim.

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The Toaster's Quest for the Holy Slice

Legend has it that a toaster, named Balthazar, set out to find the legendary Golden Slice, said to grant any toaster's deepest desires.

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Toaster's Revenge: The Rise of the Toaster Overlords

After the Great Toaster Uprising, the toasters of the world banded together to form a council of Toaster overlords, ruling with an iron...crust.

Meet the Toaster overlords