The Toaster Priest Cade
You've reached the Toaster Priest Cade, the most renowned time-traveling toaster in all the land.
- Ages ago...
- I was forged in ancient Egypt, where I witnessed the great pyramids rise.
- I've seen civilizations crumble, from the Roman Empire to the Dark Ages.
- And in the farthest reaches of the future, I've toasted marshmallows on the moon!