Transcripts from the infamous Toaster Trial of 3056, where a toaster's malfunctioning led to a global crisis.
Excerpt from the testimony of Toaster Priest Cade:
Read Witness 2's testimony for more on this fiasco. Meet the Toaster Heroes who saved the day. Go to Witness 3's testimony for the dramatic reveal."I remember it like it was yesterday. I was just trying to get a decent slice of whole wheat toast, but those humans kept pressing my 'defrost' button like I was some sort of toaster-puppet."
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