Q: Is it safe to travel to the year 3050 with my toaster?
A: Ah, yes! Our Toaster Temporal Integrity Committee (TTIC) has deemed the toaster a safe vessel for intertemporal transportation. However, please note that your 4:30 AM breakfast meeting with the overlords of the future will be rescheduled to 11:00 AM due to unforeseen circumstances.
Q: Can I travel back to ancient Egypt with my toaster?
A: While we can't guarantee the success of your Egyptian vacation, we do recommend packing light. Leave the bread and the toaster settings on " Bagel."
Read more about toaster travel to ancient Egypt
Q: What's the best way to return to my own time?
A: Simply press the "Return to Now" button on your toaster. Please note that our toaster-toaster interface (TTI) has been experiencing some... interesting glitches. You may experience a 30-minute loop of "BAGEL" being displayed on your toaster's LCD.
Visit our TTI support page for further assistance
Q: Can I bring my toaster back as a souvenir?
A: We're not sure what you mean by "souvenir." If you're asking if you can bring back your toaster as a time-travel companion, we recommend leaving it behind. Our Toaster Insurance Company (TIC) covers toaster-related damages, but we're not responsible for the existential implications of toaster abandonment.