Welcome to Toasty McToasty's Time Traveling Toaster Co.

We specialize in sending our customers back in time to witness the most pivotal moments in human history, but only after they've been properly toasted.

Our toaster has been calibrated to deliver the perfect slice of toast, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and served with a side of temporal accuracy.

• Learn more about our Chronon Chronology system
• Burnt Toast Disclaimers: Because we're not responsible for your taste buds
• Toaster Maintenance: Because our toaster is a time machine

Our Current Time Traveling Toaster Offerings:

1. Ancient Egyptian Breakfast - Witness the pyramids being built while enjoying a freshly toasted egg

2. Medieval Muffin Madness - Watch knights battle over the perfect blueberry muffin

3. Roaring Twenties Roast Beans - See jazz legends jam while sipping on a perfectly toasted cup of coffee