Welcome, temporal toaster enthusiasts!
We're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of time-traveling toasters.
For troubleshooting purposes, please refer to our Fixing Timey Burns page.
If you're experiencing chrono-displacement issues, visit our Displaced Personal Items subpage.
And if all else fails, try consulting our Chrono-Council for guidance.
Time travel toasters are not toys. Handle with care.
Do not use as a makeshift hair dryer or hairpiece.
Do not attempt to reenact scenes from Chrono-Disasters in Fictional Works.