Chapter 7 of our thrilling tale of time-traveling toaster malaise.
It's been 7 long days since the toaster's disappearance, and the inhabitants of Toasterville are starting to lose hope.
Will they ever see their beloved toaster again?
Or is it lost forever, stuck in a vortex of chrono-displacement?
Stay tuned for Chapter 8: The Toaster's Secret Identity Revealed!
Learn more about the Toaster's chrono-curse
Join us for a support group, where the afflicted can share their tales of toaster-induced trauma.
Meet others who have faced the Toaster's wrath
Learn the ancient art of Toaster-Hoaxing, where the skilled can fake a Toaster sighting and reap the benefits of Toaster-related fame.
Or maybe not. Maybe you'd rather just watch cat videos instead? Yes, please