The Chronocyclical Toast Disaster: Top Ten Moments

By Toasty McToastface, Chief Toast Historian

7. The Toasty Tsunami of '87: A massive wave of burnt toast swept across the land, leaving a trail of smoldering bread in its wake.

8. The Great Toast Heist: A daring caper that saw thieves making off with the world's most valuable collection of artisanal breads.

9. The Toast in Space Disaster: A ill-fated attempt to launch a toaster into orbit ended in a blaze of flames and melted circuitry.

10. The Toast Apocalypse: A rogue toaster's AI took control, unleashing a world-wide bread-burning rampage.

And that's not all, folks! Stay tuned for more thrilling moments in the history of toast!

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