Time Looping Tuesday: Chrono Disruptions

Because you requested it, we've managed to pinpoint the exact moment when time itself decided to go haywire.

As of 9:04 AM, February 22nd, 1987, the fabric of time has been experiencing a severe case of chrono-disruption. This means you can now relive the same 17 seconds over and over again, reliving the exact same conversation with your coworker about the meaning of life.

But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. The time loop is said to cause:

• Unrelenting existential dread
• Unending repetition of elevator music
• Irreversible brain damage (possible)

Advanced Options

To make the most of this temporal anomaly, you can try the following:

• Chrono Hacks - Learn to exploit the system for maximum entertainment value
• Time Reversal Tech - Attempt to undo the damage and get back to the timestream
• Quantum Chaos Theory - Dive deep into the science behind the madness