The Epic of Sumeria: Because someone had to do it

The Epic of Gilgamesh is an ancient Mesopotamian poem about the king who was so concerned about the impending death of his best friend Enkidu, that he went on a series of adventures to prevent it. But, let's be real, it's actually about a dude who was really worried about getting a haircut.

Gilgamesh was like, "Dude, I've been ruling this city of Uruk for like, ever, and I've got a bad case of split ends. I need someone to take care of this, pronto."

So, he goes on a journey, meets some weird people, and almost gets himself killed by a giant dude who's just chillin' in the forest. But, hey, at least he got a good story out of it, right?

Read more about the epic adventures of Gilgamesh's neighbor, Ubara-Sakinak, in "The Epic of Sumeria". It's a real page-turner.