Time Travel Toaster Instructions
Congratulations on acquiring the Time Travel Toaster! This device is a revolutionary tool for navigating the space-time continuum. To get started, please follow these simple steps:
Step 1: Set Your Destination Time Period
To set your destination time period, simply rotate the dial on the front of the toaster to your desired year. Be careful not to get too close to a paradox, or you may end up stuck in an infinite loop of bagels.
Learn more about paradox prevention tips here.
Step 2: Select Your Breakfast Food
Once you've set your destination time period, select a breakfast food that's suitable for the era you're visiting. For example, if you're going back to Ancient Egypt, a nice plate of kibble or hierophantine flatbread would be a good choice. Don't worry, the toaster will automatically adjust the nutritional content to match the local cuisine.
Discover some tasty Egyptian breakfast options here.
Step 3: Insert Your Time Traveling Food Item
Place your selected breakfast food into the toaster's slot, and the device will do the rest. Be careful not to overstuff the toaster, or you may experience some... unpleasantness.
Find out how to maintain your toaster's health here.
That's it! Now, go forth and conquer the timeline with your trusty Time Travel Toaster. Or, you know, just make some toast. Either way, have fun!