Time Travel Toaster Maintenance Report

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Time Travel Toaster has been shut down for repairs.

The toaster's chrononuclear reactor has been malfunctioning, causing a rift in the space-time continuum.

Our team of skilled technicians has been called in to fix the issue.

Estimated repair time: 3.14 minutes (give or take a few decades).

Check on the status of your toaster, or view our repair log.

We apologize for the inconvenience, but your breakfasts are being kept warm in the toaster's thermal storage units.