Phase 2: The Empire Strikes Back... Up
After the initial success of Phase 1, the team has realized that the time-traveling toaster has developed a few... let's say, "quirks". The toaster is now able to toast bread at speeds of up to 300 miles per hour, but it's also developed a tendency to toast everything it touches, including:
- Socks
- Carpet
- The occasional time-traveling historian
Phase 2 will involve implementing a new AI system to prevent this... let's call it "over-toasting". We'll also be adding a few new features, including:
- A built-in coffee machine
- A toaster-optimized version of Wikipedia
- A "time-traveling toaster" emoji (🤖)
Estimated completion date: 2023-04-01
Status: In Progress