Welcome, maintenance personnel! You are currently on the Rome 2 branch of our time-traveling toaster, which has been experiencing some... interesting malfunctions.
The toaster's time-space continuum has been experiencing some minor fluctuations, causing it to occasionally spit out ancient Roman bread and occasionally 1980s-era Pop-Tarts.
We are still trying to iron out the kinks in our time-space navigation system, but in the meantime, please be careful not to get stuck in the 3rd century BCE or you might find yourself in a spot of trouble.
Current Status:
| Toaster Model | T-9000 |
|---|---|
| Last Known Time Period | Ancient Egypt, 1200 BCE |
| Next Scheduled Time Jump | Paris, 1925 CE |
Remember, time travel is serious business. Don't mess it up.