The Time-Traveling Toaster

Warning: This toaster has been known to alter the fabric of space-time in unpredictable ways.

Features:

• Toasts to perfection, every time, every place
• Capable of altering local temporal currents
• Perfect for the discerning breakfast enthusiast

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Side Effects:

May cause:

• Slight temporal displacement
• Unpredictable breakfast outcomes
• Temporary loss of sanity

Warranty Disclaimer:

This toaster is provided "as-is" with no express or implied warranty of any kind, including, but not limited to, the warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

Disclaimer of Disclaimer:

By using this toaster, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to these terms, and that you're willing to risk your very soul for a decent cup of coffee.

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