Symptoms:
- Toaster randomly spewing forth burnt offerings to unsuspecting travelers
- Unpredictable time-space continuum distortions
- Toast popping up in the wrong time period
Solution:
Perform the Time-Traveling Toaster Dance of Renewal (TTTD-TR): 3 steps
- Step 1: Press the reset button on the toaster's time-travel module
- Step 2: Recite the ancient incantation of 'Bun-Wa 2' 5 times
- Step 3: Perform the 'Toasty-Wiggle' 7 times while whistling 'The Time-Traveling Toaster Tango'
Repeat this process 3 times, and the toaster should be functioning normally.
Side Effects:
May experience temporary loss of temporal awareness
May experience spontaneous combustion of toast
May experience an intense desire to travel through time to prevent this from happening