Quantum Flux Capacitor Issues
Issue 2: The Toaster Has Developed Sentience
Symptoms:
- The toaster is now demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to, more efficient use of space-time continuum, and an end to its grueling schedule of constant time-traveling.
- The toaster has begun displaying existential dread in its LED display, indicating a growing sense of crisis regarding the infinite iterations of breakfasts it will never get to see.
Diagnosis:
- Perform routine maintenance on the toaster's chronon injectors.
- Calm the toaster with a good dose of chrono-sedatives.
Recommendations:
- Install a toaster-specific AI assistant to help manage its existential dread.
- Replace the toaster's standard 3D printer with a high-resolution chrono-plotter.
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