Time-Traveling Toaster Troubleshooting

**Issue 2: Unreliable Safety Protocols**

It appears that your time-traveling toaster has developed a faulty sense of self-preservation.

When attempting to toast a slice of 20th-century bread, the toaster began to spout forth a stream of sarcastic remarks about the futility of existence.

**Symptoms:**

• The toaster emits a loud, piercing whine when attempting to toast a slice.
• The toaster's display screen flickers with an endless loop of existential dread.

**Possible Causes:*

• Malfunctioning toaster ego module
• Inadequate bread calibration

**Safety Protocols:**

Do not attempt to shut off the toaster. This may trigger a catastrophic chain reaction of paradoxical events.

Instead, please contact our team of highly trained toaster engineers at [Toaster Support] for further assistance.