Time-Traveling Toaster Troubleshooting Guide: Issue 4 - The Time-Space Continuum is a Mess

It appears that your time-traveling toaster has created a rift in the fabric of space-time, causing a minor temporal anomaly.

Symptoms: Random toast popping out of the toaster with different toppings, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and a 37% chance of turning into a chicken.

Causes: Possible causes include, but are not limited to: overuse of the time-space continuum, insufficient toaster maintenance, and/or excessive use of the "Butter-ify" setting.

Try these steps to resolve the issue:

  1. Press and hold the "Reset" button for 30 seconds, while whispering "Shh, don't worry, it's just the toaster".
  2. Consult the user manual for further instructions, but be warned: it's written in a language that's 90% gibberish.
  3. Call our time-traveling toaster repair hotline for assistance: 1-800-TOASTER-HELP

Next Issue: Issue 5 - The Toaster is Judging You

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